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i just don't get off on funerals, man.
25 January 2013 @ 10:27 pm
Title: but myself i can't deceive
Fandom: American Horror Story
Characters/Pairing: Monsignor Timothy Howard, Sister Jude; Monsignor Timothy Howard/Sister Jude
Rating: R
Words: 539
Notes: Spoilers for 2x13. TW for graphic violence and self-harm.
Summary: Ironic, perhaps, that this was a sin.

holy shit that fucking finale will someone talk to me about this?? it is not okay

lol at this being my version of "fix-it" fic for a certain character. or is there such a thing as anti-fix-it? bc this would be it oop. i sincerely, sincerely hope this happened in-universe and there just wasn't enough time to squeeze it into an hour of television because they wanted to treat us to angry donut-eating and bono jokes instead

(hello livejournal how ru long time no see is anyone even still here)

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i just don't get off on funerals, man.
25 January 2013 @ 10:26 pm
Title: and mellifluous bells ring out softly
Fandom: American Horror Story
Characters/Pairing: Monsignor Timothy Howard; Monsignor Timothy Howard/Sister Jude
Rating: PG-13
Words: 421
Notes: Spoilers up to 2x09.
Summary: In the darkness, her teeth were very white.

remember when i liked writing about something other than terrible people

welp

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i just don't get off on funerals, man.
29 November 2012 @ 10:45 pm
This is so embarrassingly late.

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i just don't get off on funerals, man.
19 July 2012 @ 04:01 am
Title: ain't lookin' to compete
Fandom: Mad Men
Characters/Pairing: Peggy Olson, Stan Rizzo, Ken Cosgrove, Cynthia Cosgrove, Abe Drexler; Peggy/Stan, Peggy/Abe
Rating: R
Words: 2,244
Notes: Spoilers up to 5x11.
Summary: You’re a woman, and you smoke. What do you want? Three times Peggy and Stan share a joint.

Remember when Elisabeth Moss recently gave an interview about S5 and they asked her if Peggy is still with Abe and she was just like, "Um, to tell the truth, I don't know!"

and I clung stupidly to the tiny thread of hope that provided me

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i just don't get off on funerals, man.
06 May 2012 @ 07:05 am
Title: this strange effect
Fandom: Mad Men
Characters/Pairing: Stan, Peggy, Ginsberg; awkward UST
Rating: PG-13
Words: 879~
Notes: Takes place during 5x07.
Summary: He’d never thought that an assignment on women’s underwear would make him contemplate suicide. But this one’s coming close. The creative team’s at odds over Playtex.

I blame the internet for this.

(whyyyy do I have a new OT3, i really don't need one rn)

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i just don't get off on funerals, man.
19 November 2011 @ 02:44 am
Hi!

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i just don't get off on funerals, man.
03 March 2011 @ 03:03 am
Ferris Bueller's Day Off/The Breakfast Club.
Cameron's new lab partner is kind of... odd. (Not that he's one to talk.)


It's been forever and a day since I've posted something, but I've had these characters rolling around in my head for a while (I'm on this ridic John Hughes kick), so I figured, what the hell. Big surprise that the weirdos are always my favorite characters.

Her name was Allison Reynolds, and she disliked talking. It would be a trait he"d admire greatly if they didn"t have an assignment due at the end of class.Collapse )
 
 
i just don't get off on funerals, man.
24 October 2010 @ 03:41 am
Mad Men.
Stan and Peggy go to lunch.


I'll admit it - I really kind-of-almost-love Stan. His character growth was one of the nicer surprises about Season Four, imo. (I also love him and Peggy together - just not, y'know, together. )

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i just don't get off on funerals, man.
11 July 2010 @ 11:00 pm
oh  
holy shit, i have written something for the first time in. well. a long-ass time.

it's evil dead/army of darkness fic. with gender-swapped ash.





idk