i just don't get off on funerals, man. [userpic]

pallor mortis.

Watchmen/Re-Animator.
There's room for one more at the city morgue.


For [info]sandoz_iscariot, prompt: Rorschach and Herbert West, question.



Rorschach's journal. May 19th, 1985.

Disturbance on Willoughby Street, 2:33 AM. City morgue broken into, security guard savagely murdered. Bludgeoned to death, body splayed like that of bird with wounded wing. Uncomfortable to look at.

Crowd inside morgue more wild than one on outside streets. Would be less disturbing if indoor mob had pulses.

Lone figure stood in midst of thrashing, moss-colored bodies holding a syringe of violently bright liquid, like malevolent god thrust in middle of mewling newborn creations. Man's apparent victory turned sour when decayed hands clawed and lunged, forcing him to stumble into me. Was not afraid of me - perhaps had perspective skewed by more pressing matter of screaming corpses. Implored me to help barricade the abominations inside the room. Likely endangerment of own survival was enough to secure my cooperation.

Man was of short stature, wild-eyed. Had clearly single-minded intentions; possibly deranged. He asked if I thought him mad. Was unsure how to respond - not wise to agitate paranoid psychotics. Instead asked him in turn what he had hoped to accomplish. Said he was working to restore order to chaotic world. Working to bring back life to those whose were taken unfairly away. The innocent, the helpless. Motherless children brought to early ends.

Unlike predecessors like Burke and Hare, fresh specimens for further experimentation come only from the depraved and corrupt.

Curious as to why one would undertake such a colossal task alone. Says former colleague refuses to continue helping him, remains stubborn and blind. Does not properly grasp the gravity of the situation at hand.

Own circumstances not dissimiliar enough to do more than nod.

Asked about guard, slumped against door with crimson leaking from base of skull. Informed that man escaped conviction of domestic abuse; widower father of two small girls in his custody up until two hours ago. Coming to swift end against cold linoleum suddenly seems an undeserved mercy.

Still not convinced man's story paints entire truth, despite sinister visual evidence to support it.

Will continue keeping an eye on morgue. Just in case. Man's ideals make distressing amount of sense, however.

What kind of city is it where homicidal eccentrics are of the few rational left?


Comments

Posted by: bad ideas and fabulous hats go hand in hand. ([info]theonlytwin)
Posted at: June 29th, 2009 07:35 am (UTC)
rorschach

:D!

wait, wait, let me reiterate: XD!

no, seriously, seriously, west and rorschach? WEST and RORSCHACH? delightful. especially Was not afraid of me - perhaps had perspective skewed by more pressing matter of screaming corpses. brilliant.

Posted by: i just don't get off on funerals, man. ([info]orangesparks)
Posted at: June 29th, 2009 08:23 am (UTC)
new blood.

Best prompt ever, right? Short, rude, obsessively creepy guys and their long-suffering boyfriends colleagues named Daniel are a fetish of mine, I think.

Posted by: bad ideas and fabulous hats go hand in hand. ([info]theonlytwin)
Posted at: June 30th, 2009 08:58 am (UTC)
dexter

you have the greatest fetishes ever.

Posted by: quietprofanity ([info]quietprofanity)
Posted at: June 29th, 2009 05:39 pm (UTC)

This is really great. Love the ending. Love the Daniel bit. Love the bird bit.

... I got to see this movie, yo.

Posted by: i just don't get off on funerals, man. ([info]orangesparks)
Posted at: June 30th, 2009 01:43 am (UTC)
harum-scarum.

Thanks! <3 And yes. Yes, you do.

Posted by: Ronch Ronch Ronch ([info]sandoz_iscariot)
Posted at: June 30th, 2009 03:10 am (UTC)
Re-Animator: Get a Job in a Side Show

body splayed like that of bird with wounded wing. Uncomfortable to look at.

yessssss

Was unsure how to respond - not wise to agitate paranoid psychotics.

yessssss

Says former colleague refuses to continue helping him, remains stubborn and blind. Does not properly grasp the gravity of the situation at hand.

yessssss

This is AMAZING. I love how even in Rorschach's journal, West sounds so much like West, and how he manages to manipulate Rorschach. BRB, watching Re-Animator again.

Posted by: i just don't get off on funerals, man. ([info]orangesparks)
Posted at: June 30th, 2009 03:48 am (UTC)
rough-knuckled.

Eee, I'm glad you liked! And heh, the similarities between these guys were pretty fucking uncanny once I started this.

The Dans need to have therapeutic coffee sessions together.

"He breaks in and steals my food."

"...I think he killed my cat."

Posted by: darth_salai ([info]darth_salai)
Posted at: July 7th, 2009 03:10 am (UTC)

jthjruihnuib *incoherant with glee*

Any chance of a second installment? (assuming the two of them manage to stay in one piece till then)

Posted by: i just don't get off on funerals, man. ([info]orangesparks)
Posted at: July 7th, 2009 04:33 am (UTC)
cat dead; details later.

I'll never say never, but for now, this is as much as I've got in me. (Although the thought of these two out-crazying each other some more makes me happier than it should, haha.)

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